You know you've had a bad hair day when...
The other day, I woke up with particularly bad bed-head. Zack gently patted my frizzy head and said, "Mom, do you have feathers?

Duh, mom...
Zack: Mom, is Daddy a doctor?
Me: Yes he is! Does Daddy help people feel better?
Zack: Mom, that's the POINT!

A tail worth telling...
Tonight at the dinner table we got talking about tails -- who has them and who doesn't. Zack was quick to point out that Emma has a tail, while Mommy does not. Zack also noted that Mooshi (aka "Moo Shoo Pork," the pot-bellied pig down the street whom we had visited earlier in the day) also has a tail. Jim was teasing Zack, trying to trick him on this tail/no tail point, which prompted the following hilarious exchange...
Jim: "Who has a bigger tail, Emma or Mooshi?"
Zack: Emma!
Jim: "Who has a bigger tail, Zack or Mommy?
Zack: I don't have a tail! I have a penis!